"scleral show" is the fancy term that describes when you can see the white part of someone's eyeball above or beneath the fancy colored part. also, when you can see your sclera above your iris, it means that you're crazy. i know what you're thinking: tell us more, dr. wild conspiracy theories! and i WILL. look at jennifer wilbanks (picture lovingly ganked from thespoof.com), america's favorite runaway bride/pathological liar. notice how there's, like, waaaaay too much sclera showing. ms. wilbanks has a terminal case of the crazy. duh. let me take you on a magical voyage... through the world of crazy eyes...
uncle charlie here pretty much INVENTED crazy eyes.
some people would just call this a plastic surgery-induced crazy eye, but i think mr. jackson qualifies as some sort of spokesmodel for "the crazy". wheeeeee!
this dog seems to have "the crazy," but somehow i find him more comforting than everyone else here.
frodo-what's-his-name has the crazy, largely because i find him to be creepy. also, one time i saw him screaming at this crying girl on 30th and park ave., and i thought to myself, "what a crazy little leprechaun!" so, there.
check out the lovely, crazy-eyed mimi rogers, pictured here with complete nutjob tom cruise (who, though the use of scientology and other alien secrets, has managed to mask all phsyical manifestations of his uncontrollable case of the crazy). but these are just a few. there's also, i don't know, the olsen twins and crap. but i'm kind of done with this post, so... yeah. and don't even think about talking about jennifer tilly's crazy eyes; her kind of crazy is the "look at my boobs! and vastly improve my poker game, mr. silly unabomber guy! and let 'the simpsons' pay for my alimony!" kind of crazy. you know, big ups to using a baby voice and boobs to start a career in the fast-paced world of poker.
