is it wrong to remark that one of shannen doherty's eyes is located mid-cheek, whilst the other is approximately 6 inches higher, resting mid-forehead? if we were to, say, get all weird 'n' obsessive about it and put a grid on young ms. doherty's face, we'll immediately notice that one eye is in a completely different sector than the other. why bother mentioning this? because it's very unsettling. i'm one of those people who always gets all nervous when i talk to someone with a lazy eye because i don't know what eye to look at, so i pretty much couldn't ever talk to shannen doherty (not that she was planning on... i don't know, being my bridge partner or anything) because i SERIOUSLY wouldn't know which eye to look at on her wacky picasso face. are you supposed to cock your head at a 45 degree angle to look at her? because otherwise she'd be looking you in the eye on one side and in the scalp on the other. even the mustachioed cat knows what i'm talking about. it's unsettling. and to anyone who thinks "oh, but she's leaning sideways" i say THIS:
...and this. what was my point? WEIRDED. OUT. what did dylan ever see in her? that was my point. thank you.
