well of COURSE there's a poor man's alicia silverstone.

...and here she is. her name is lauren currie lewis, and she was in this indie horror movie salvage that the tivo suggested this morning (the tivo has pretty much given up on "suggesting" anything other than horror movies and episodes of ren and stimpy at this point)(it actually recorded "chopping mall" 3 times)(which is pretty great, no matter what the awesome bruce campbell says)(but sometimes i just feel like the tivo's not even TRYING). i thought it was a surprisingly good movie (even though the "low rent alicia silverstone" factor creeped me out)(the sad thing is that this woman is actually a good actress, who doesn't just make goofy faces and emote like someone just gave her a mouthful of novocaine)(so maybe alicia silverstone is truly the poor man's this lady?), which means a lot in the wake of tivo forcefully and repeatedly suggesting "evil breed: the legend of samhain" in spite of the fact that richard grieco's taut, clay-like face fills me with existential angst. and i don't want to hear any of this "she's not the low rent alicia silverstone, she's the low rent liz phair" because liz phair is the low rent liz phair. thank you and enjoy your tuesday.

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LOL - I'm always amused by my TiVo's suggestions: Clifford the Big Red Dog, Knitty Gritty, 24 and horse shows from the Rural Cable Network (no. lie.). Not really sure what the TiVo is trying to tell me about me. Clifford and 24 make some sense (have Kipper, Zoboomafoo (both for the nephew) and Lost on season passes), but Knitty Gritty? Horses? I'm a horsey knitter? Whaaaaaa?! Juuuhhh?