achievements in bottled water: joe's kwik marts

BEHOLD L'EAU DU JOE'S KWIK MART.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH: Bill's Quick Mart-type water, Water Joe - ewwww. I'm not sure what exactly upsets me about caffeinated tap water, but ewwww.
UNDERTONES: Pennsylvania, gas, essence of surly cashier.
VALUE: Yes. And outdoor portable toilets.
BEST PAIRED WITH: Joe's Kwik Mart's fine range of outdoor portable toilets.
PREFERRED BY: People who like surly cashiers, discriminating rural Pennsylvanians.
WHAT IT "SAYS": Fiji water, my ass.
FINAL RATING: Why the outdoor portable toilets, Joe? Why?

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[Luxury toilets]

would anyone actually drink that water ? maybe its water from the loos?lol