good job, beefy men!

You've probably noticed by now that the Giants won their Fun Happy Bowl, much to the chagrin of Mr. Gisele and his pals. Justin was really excited about this event (notice his affection toward Eli Manning, and Eli's coyness) because he's been a Giants fan forever, and our pal Dave was excited because he has to love the Giants now that he lives here. I'd like to share why, as someone who only understands football in the sense that I pick my fantasy league based on player names and if they're smiling in their team photo, I'm pleased about the Giants being the 2008 Super Football Champion Wonder Stars of USA.
1. Michael Strahan is PRECIOUS. In CAPITAL LETTERS. I want to hug him.
2. Plaxico cried! Awwww.
3. Osi Umenyiora may or may not like to poop on a lady at times. I'd pause to find that fact offensive, but it's too busy being hilarious.
4. That one mid-tackle, back-bend-and-helmet-catch thing was pretty fun, and I actually paused while making cookies to watch the replay 82 times. Great job! Super bendy head catch! Number 1!
5. I will bet you $50 Canadian that Eli Manning says or has said "aww, shucks," in all seriousness. Also, his brother makes nice commercials about cheering for insurance adjusters, which is thoughtful. Thanks Team Manning (Teammmmmanning)!
6. I don't like The New England Mister Giseles.
Go sports!

Comments

[Peaches]

Greatest post in the history of this blog. And who DOESN'T want to kiss Eli Manning? That's what I want to know...

[nicole]

when Plaxico cried, i totally thought of you and how proud you must have been of him!

[Pook]

Every time I see Michael Strahan, I think of you! I am not a Giants fan by any means, but any team that plays AGAINST the heinous NE Pats is a good team in my book. Even better that karma apparently bit them all in the ass. Guess that cheating thing didn't work out so hot????