i thought they LIKED boobs at that store

Maybe I'm just completely out of the loop because I don't shop at Victoria's Secret or, you know, know who half of the people are when I read Star magazine at the gym, but... how is this poor, starving child a bra model? Does anyone else feel like this picture screams sad Russian child hooker? This is totally a Lifetime movie waiting to happen - "Yevgeniya was like any other starving street child in desolate post-Chernobyl Belarus, when one fateful meeting in 1986 opened her eyes to a glamorous, decadent world of bras, rhinestones, and clown makeup (but still no food)... 'I was an Emaciated Russian Child Hooker: Yevgeniya's Story,' tonight at 9." I mean, this woman could be happy, healthy, and 26 years old, but this picture openly says "emaciated pre-Yeltsin Russian sad child hooker in clown makeup." GIVE THIS WOMAN SOME BORSCHT. SHE'S HUNGRY AND HER SIZE 000 BRA IS TOO BIG. Perhaps their Bangladeshi sweatshop employees weren't sexy enough, so Victoria's Secret started scouting this place in Lipetsk for more gorgeous, malnourished workers? I don't know, but what I DO know is that this woman's ribcage makes me uncomfortable, AND her makeup confuses me, because she might be 11. That is all.

Comments

[lizzle]

haha!!! you are brilliant! :)

[rei]

: ( im 23 and my boobs are non-existent.