basically, i've been convinced for many years that dave grohl and alanis morissette are, in fact, the same person. i know! why didn't YOU think of that? don't feel bad, i've been thinking about this since the 90s. let's break it down all math-like: dave grohl minus any shred of nirvana-based coolness multiplied by an alex forrest level of... let's call it intensity equals alanis morissette (with a beard)(i know, i couldn't really figure out what to do about the beard there)(but come on). look at these pictures and try to tell me they AREN'T the same person. know what? you can't. i'm not going to go into detail about how i find the creature we'll call grohlanis grating for a variety of reasons (99 of them relating to me not liking whiny, irritating music), because i think the grohl half sounds like a perfectly awesome dude in general, and while the alanis part is on my shit list for inserting a completely backwards definition of IRONY into the already-muddled heads of her fans, hey, man, i just can't hate on a canadian. whatever. they're basically the same person. CONSIDER IT PROVEN. the end.
Know what's kinda freaky? At first glance, I thought the final picture was Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: jeremy | 2010.02.11 at 03:33