Apparently grad school is "time consuming," hence my lack of posting/sleeping/advanced brain function. Sorry about that, my 3 readers (hi Mom!), but I think this video makes up for it. Vaguely menacing machine of horror? Check. "Something that passes for graphics, sort of"? Cheeeeeeeck. "Totally rad" stock music? CHECK. Awesome cameos by surprised, giddy dudes in safety goggles? Ch-ch-ch-check. Gratuitously long video redundantly, hilariously demonstrating the brutal li'l gadget that your prison/other type of establishment in which people frequently attempt to flush shoes, bricks, entire packs of gigantor maxi pads, cans of housepaint, a U.S. Army blanket, and other people down the toilet CANNOT BE WITHOUT? CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sign me up for some cinematic majesty, muffin monster!