knifefight in BK

things, they happen.

since i'm really busy doing important things right now (like watching some classic kid-friendly bobby conn moments on youtube), let's have other people entertain you, ok?
1. tyra banks diguises herself as an oompa loompa, audience learns nothing, report the gorgeous ladies of go fug yourself...
2. cityrag's sundance coverage involves a bunch of celebrity heads in a chili bowl and that's funny on about thirty different levels...
3. gawker just exposed my 'hood to the ugg-wearing world - if it works, maybe daddy's will smell slightly less like dirty hair?
4. "meatlifting" is sort of the best name for a meth-crackdown-related crimewave EVER.

obviously i'm going to start an australian male exotic dance troupe, but what will i call it?

Didgeri-dudes
The Koala Bare Experience
Aboriginudity, Kangarotica
It's Raining Dancing Naked Australian Men
The Dingo Ate My Clothing Save For These Chaps and a Sparkly Thong

jesus, they're ALL good. maybe i'll start 5 australian male exotic dance troupes. yeah, probably.

Clever Halloween Costume Ideas Possibly Not Yet Conceived In Any Known Sorority, Which I Will Quickly Copyright In Anticipation

Sexy Telemarketer
Sexy Entomologist
Sexy Louis Gossett, Jr.
Sexy Mormon
Sexy Chafing Dish
Sexy Whale
Sexy Mid-level Manager
Sexy Warren G. Harding
Sexy Egg Timer
Sexy Traffic Light
Sexy Leprechaun
Sexy Colon Polyp
Sexy Assorted Norse Gods
Sexy Stereotypical American Tourist in Europe
Sexy Middle-Aged Insurance Adjuster
Sexy Fiber Artist
Sexy Mollusk
Sexy Existentialist
Sexy Oven
Sexy Mariachi Band
Sexy ATM
Sexy Cashier
Sexy Karl Rove
Sexy Sex Sex