gone fishin', but substitute "doing other things in different geographical locations" for "fishin'"

friends, neighbors, 3 people who read my blog, i'm going on vacation until july 3rd. it's ok! stop crying! you're making me blush! i'd love to promise updates while i'm gone, but, um, i'm not made out of internets, or something that would facilitate the putting of words onto places of the web-sort. as usual, i might suggest the far superior amusement provided by people like rich and, like, dr. and mrs. engrish and the ladies of go fug yourself or whatever. but for crap's sake, don't forget about me, or i won't give you the commemorative niagara falls snowglobe i was totally going to buy you. hey, you know what? why don't YOU go on a vacation, too? then, like, we can totally have a slideshow later. SWEET. anyway, i love each and every one of you, even the ones i'm not related to/forcing to read my blog through whining and emails full of "sad face" emoticons, and i'll miss you all very, very much. be strong. know that my return brings things like dumb stories about what will undoubtedly happen to me when i try to cross the canadian border with bags and bags of unauthorized cheese products. ok? peace out, nice people. (if you need me, please consult with the picture at left, of me not standing anytime, next to tiffany, not standing anytime. the picture is next in the gail chain of command.)