i'm going to be the "way too old to be into this crap" kind of loser...
look, i have a soft spot for boy bands. i'ma just say that, because there's no shame... ok, i know it's dumb. i KNOW that. i figured that out in college, when my "ha-ha-ironic-art-school-smug-fascination" with the backstreet boys turned into... let's just say that i can take ANYONE in any sort of karaoke showdown involving their first 2 albums. i will BURY you. and i'm ok with that. several months ago i finally felt ok with deleting all the bsb from my ipod... and immediately became obsessed with j-rock to fill the void left by brian, nick, a.j., howie, and kevin. i'm going to take this opportunity to expose myself as a giant l'arc~en~ciel fan. that's right, me 'n' j-rock. so basically, i'd like to assault you with the magic that is l'arc~en~ciel. if you don't like it, that's probably because you're jealous. of my awesomeness. and... of hyde. because he's the prettiest man in the room*. thank you.
*yes, hyde's the prettiest man in the room, EVEN WHEN GACKT IS THERE. i'm standing by that, in spite of my deep love for gackt, but seriously: i accidentally bought "moon child" (p.s. it put me to sleep, in the "i don't know what's going on" sort of way that my physics teacher used to put me to sleep, with all his talk of "the velocity of a monkey being shot out of a tree" and whatnot)(seriously, all he ever talked about was shooting monkeys in trees) when i wanted to buy "suicide club" (totally one of the best movies ever, and not just for the social commentary about how cute, singing children are pretty much evil and the unexpected musical sequence) but it only came in a 3-pack with "moon child" and "2LDK," so i've SEEN hyde and gackt right next to each other, and hyde is WAAAAAAAAY more pretty and... fawn-like... also he likes hamburgers and hates curry and is partially colorblind and his wife is named megumi and he has a tattoo of angel wings on his back!!! OMG LOL BFF BBQ STD!!!! hi, i'm 26 years old, i'm engaged to a human male, and i have, like, a degree and stuff. niiiiiiiiiice. anyway, yeah, un-ironic love for some j-pop is totally the kabbalah of 2007, for reals. here, if you can watch this truly epic gackt video and NOT love gackt, you're... heartless, man, i pity you. j-rock is love, friends. EPIC.
i'm going to be the "way too old to be into this crap" kind of loser...
look, i have a soft spot for boy bands. i'ma just say that, because there's no shame... ok, i know it's dumb. i KNOW that. i figured that out in college, when my "ha-ha-ironic-art-school-smug-fascination" with the backstreet boys turned into... let's just say that i can take ANYONE in any sort of karaoke showdown involving their first 2 albums. i will BURY you. and i'm ok with that. several months ago i finally felt ok with deleting all the bsb from my ipod... and immediately became obsessed with j-rock to fill the void left by brian, nick, a.j., howie, and kevin. i'm going to take this opportunity to expose myself as a giant l'arc~en~ciel fan. that's right, me 'n' j-rock. so basically, i'd like to assault you with the magic that is l'arc~en~ciel. if you don't like it, that's probably because you're jealous. of my awesomeness. and... of hyde. because he's the prettiest man in the room*. thank you.
*yes, hyde's the prettiest man in the room, EVEN WHEN GACKT IS THERE. i'm standing by that, in spite of my deep love for gackt, but seriously: i accidentally bought "moon child" (p.s. it put me to sleep, in the "i don't know what's going on" sort of way that my physics teacher used to put me to sleep, with all his talk of "the velocity of a monkey being shot out of a tree" and whatnot)(seriously, all he ever talked about was shooting monkeys in trees) when i wanted to buy "suicide club" (totally one of the best movies ever, and not just for the social commentary about how cute, singing children are pretty much evil and the unexpected musical sequence) but it only came in a 3-pack with "moon child" and "2LDK," so i've SEEN hyde and gackt right next to each other, and hyde is WAAAAAAAAY more pretty and... fawn-like... also he likes hamburgers and hates curry and is partially colorblind and his wife is named megumi and he has a tattoo of angel wings on his back!!! OMG LOL BFF BBQ STD!!!! hi, i'm 26 years old, i'm engaged to a human male, and i have, like, a degree and stuff. niiiiiiiiiice. anyway, yeah, un-ironic love for some j-pop is totally the kabbalah of 2007, for reals. here, if you can watch this truly epic gackt video and NOT love gackt, you're... heartless, man, i pity you. j-rock is love, friends. EPIC.
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