the end is nigh

Did anyone else notice that it's a sunny, pleasant 67 degrees out today? I'm not one to be unsettled by... unsettling... weather phenomena, but if Mayor McCheese rises over the city, weeping rivers of Shamrock Shake, or all the pigeons form like Voltron into a giant homeless guy, obliterating every bakery in sight (or whatever else is supposed to happen when it's summer in January in New York and our country is actually considering a politician who isn't a homey, Southern white dude), could someone let me know? I'll be busy crafting serious aluminum helmets for us and the cats, and, I don't know, maybe setting fire to the local American Apparel store. Thanks guys!

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[Pook]

Ahhhhh, global warming. Gotta love it!!!!