i guess that's good... right?

Sometimes my pals forward me cute little things that daily candy talks about. This was not one of those things. So basically I'm gathering that it's a fancy looking, non-absorbent maxi pad that sticks to your skin so when you're getting out of your limo at 4 a.m. you don't accidentally show off your cervix to the paparazzi AND you need not suffer the shame of... a waistband? I don't know, the website keeps saying "no pantylines," but I thought pantylines were the lines on your butt that g-strings would theoretically eliminate, whereas waistband lines are something one remedies by, like, wearing the right size underpants. But you know what? I'm not a scientician. So I don't know. What I DO know is that the best part of the amazing strapless g-string's site is the part where they casually sneak "pole dancing" into the list of contexts tailor made for their product. You know, tight dresses, short dresses, EROTIC DANCING, going to the spa... Huh? Aside from the fact that having a li'l swatch of fabric, cute or otherwise, straight up TAPED to your pubis and coccyx is kind of, I don't know, whatever the opposite of attractive would be called, I like that they have a bridal version, and that if you go to the instructions page, they tell you how to go to the bathroom - "carefully pull the panties to the side and replace when finished." Thanks, strapless g-string!

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[Pook]

Wow. I'm almost speechless over this. There are so many questions now. Push them to the side when you pee? Wait...Another 400 questions just came up now.