I'm sorry, but this is terrifying. "Now your child can experience the joys of plaque removal by practicing on a totally faded plush animal, complete with his own disturbing set of eerily human TEETH!" As if the idea of intentionally putting a foaming, pasty brush inside your mouth wasn't weird enough for small children, now you can add the horror of Jan Svankmajer-esque bizarro animals (and "wacky" spelling, holla) to the equation! Here come the Plak Posse Palz, stuffing surrealism right into your child's mouth! Never mind the fact that a vacant and stoned-looking wall-eyed plush is kind of creepy enough on its own, let's toss some dentures in there and pretend that small children will jump at the chance to play with/provide dental care for these weird bastards! "Mommy, can I scrub my wasted dragon's dentures, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?" "Only if you do all of your chores first, Spray!" Right. Totally. Product: FAIL.
They should at least have some kind of plush-plaque ointment that you slather onto said teeth so as to make the brushing a kind of game. I'd play that.
Posted by: Dwight | 2009.03.26 at 16:58