2010.03.16

knuckle up (your nose)

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My favorite thing to see on the subway is businessmen acting like wee, brain-damaged children. Like our friend, here. He's dressed to the nines, immaculately groomed, reading his li'l magazine, taking up 6 seats with his massive balls, and knuckle deep on a booger hunt. WINNER! I was waiting for the 6 to take an unexpected jolt resulting in his improvised lobotomy (oops!) but that didn't happen. Not pictured: the woman sitting next to me who stared at that guy for a good 8 stops (yes! you CAN pick your nose for 8 consecutive stops), slowly shaking her head. Subway magic.

Mar 16, 2010 10:59:06 AM | some crap about new york

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Lyd

Hahaha i loved this post.
If I had a nickel for everytime i see this...lord have mercy.

Posted by: Lyd | 2010.03.19 at 17:11

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